
At the Mall
So, yeah, it all started when Mikey dared me to put my tongue on the cold post outside the mall entrance. There I stood, in my Wolverine costume…
So, yeah, it all started when Mikey dared me to put my tongue on the cold post outside the mall entrance. There I stood, in my Wolverine costume…
“Alfred! Get me my cowl.” “But, Master Bruce. You donated that to the museum years ago.” “Did I?” “Yes, sir.” “The years are starting to slip by.” “To…
She asked me two times What did you say your name was? Captain Underpants
“Oh, thank you, Spiderman!” I said as I wrapped my arms around my masked rescuer as we swung from building to building, moving ever closer to the ground.…
Waking up thirsty, I stumbled to the kitchen and flicked on the light. My son Benny’s stupid frog sat on the counter wearing a tophat and tails. I…
“Pansy, did you see what that meathead did?” “No, Gracie, what?” “He locked himself outside.” “Again?” “Yup?” “Should we rescue his hairless butt and open the door?” “That…
The way I figure it, Tiny, is that if we take that piece of bacon you pinched from the giant’s plate and toss drag it over to the…
Bob cruises with stealth Guppies and mollies beware Ninja-fish, vanish!
I don’t have a favourite genre. Not to read. Not to write. Well, that’s not entirely true. Because if ‘dark’ was a genre, then I guess that’d be…
Okay, you’ve written a beautiful novel and wish to unleash your wordbaby on the world. There’s no doubt about it: traditional publishing is a long game. Agents, editors,…
I shovel dirt into the hole and my face breaks into a sweat despite the cool night air. My hands ache and I wonder how I’ll cover up…
winter sucks snow and ice and slush will not end time for spring sun and melt and rain will come soon
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