Backroom Elves

Backroom Elves

“Blinky, put that wrench down and get over here. I need a hand.”

“What’s up, Stinky? Can’t reach the top shelf?”

“It’s not my fault I’m short.”

“You’re an elf. You’re supposed to be short.”

“Yeah, but a dwarf elf? That’s just mean.”

“Sure, but think of your unique perspective.”

“All I see is elf butts… Not to mention the smell.”

“Yeah, beans for breakfast. Sorry about that.”

“Are you going to get the wrap from the top shelf or what?”

“Here ya go, short stuff.”

“Asshole.”

“You’d know.”

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Doug Langille
me@douglangille.ca

Husband, father, writer and shameless technophile.

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