Before Dinner
‘Tonight will be perfect’, she thought, snipping an errant shoot and placing the bonsai tree on the table’s centre. I will be perfect.
‘Tonight will be perfect’, she thought, snipping an errant shoot and placing the bonsai tree on the table’s centre. I will be perfect.
Lucy trembled…
“Two guys walk into a bar; the third one ducks.”
She’s a smoke show.
“I’d love to, babe, but my phone’s just about out of juice!”
Let’s get the moral of the story up front, shall we? Never try to hypnotize a gypsy. Never host a bachelor party the night before the nuptials. Oh, and never...
Doug leans back in his Lazyboy and stretches his arms over his head with laced fingers.
Date: September 27, 1491 SCE (Second Current Era)
Benny walked into my cubicle and his smile vanished. However, my own grin widened. This gag would play out perfectly. My papers were all laid out and askew t...
Something green.
The world stuttered in a queer slant as I sat up. I stared at my hand. Love Potion Number 11. I thought it was a joke. Damn you, Ricki. She stood beside me— ...
“I know what you did,” said the voice and hung up.