Mouse Caper
The way I figure it, Tiny, is that if we take that piece of bacon you pinched from the giant’s plate and toss drag it over to the fuzzy floor, the dog will s...
Humour
Judgement Dogs
“Pansy, did you see what that meathead did?”
Bad Bedtime Bacon
Waking up thirsty, I stumbled to the kitchen and flicked on the light. My son Benny’s stupid frog sat on the counter wearing a tophat and tails. I cocked my ...
Winter in a Nutshell
You don’t have to shovel rain. I don’t ski.
Blankets
“But we have to keep warm,” Jake pleaded as he dropped a pile of blankets on the couch.
Resolve
“Happy New Year!” yelled Bernie to the drunken debauchery that his buddy Vince’s party had become. Amy sang Auld Lang Syne in the same style Marilyn Monroe s...
Barbecue
Okay, Nicholas. Let’s start from the beginning, shall we? When did you begin to have these dark thoughts?
Whoops
Special ornament If only I had duct tape She would never know
Backroom Elves
“Blinky, put that wrench down and get over here. I need a hand.”
Pull Over
“What seems to be the problem, Officer?”
Father Time Versus the Time Demons
“Wake up, you idiot.”