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Spider Man

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“Oh, thank you, Spiderman!” I said as I wrapped my arms around my masked rescuer as we swung from building to building, moving ever closer to the ground.

Captain Underpants

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She asked me two times What did you say your name was? Captain Underpants

At the Mall

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So, yeah, it all started when Mikey dared me to put my tongue on the cold post outside the mall entrance. There I stood, in my Wolverine costume on Halloween...

Tanked!

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Bob cruises with stealth Guppies and mollies beware Ninja-fish, vanish!

Mouse Caper

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The way I figure it, Tiny, is that if we take that piece of bacon you pinched from the giant’s plate and toss drag it over to the fuzzy floor, the dog will s...

Judgement Dogs

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“Pansy, did you see what that meathead did?”

Bad Bedtime Bacon

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Waking up thirsty, I stumbled to the kitchen and flicked on the light. My son Benny’s stupid frog sat on the counter wearing a tophat and tails. I cocked my ...

I Shovel Dirt

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I shovel dirt into the hole and my face breaks into a sweat despite the cool night air. My hands ache and I wonder how I’ll cover up the blisters in the morn...

F7U12, Winter!

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winter sucks snow and ice and slush will not end