Mary Had a Disgruntled Lamb
Mary had a disgruntled little lamb, Whose fleece was greasy and matted And everywhere that Mary went, It rudely belched and farted.
Poem
Captain Underpants
She asked me two times What did you say your name was? Captain Underpants
Bat Geriatrics
“Alfred! Get me my cowl.”
Tanked!
Bob cruises with stealth Guppies and mollies beware Ninja-fish, vanish!
Judgement Dogs
“Pansy, did you see what that meathead did?”
F7U12, Winter!
winter sucks snow and ice and slush will not end
Twenty-Three Years In
It’s late at night and we lie in bed Lost in thought, alone in mind The heat of passion cooling soft Drifting darkly, we are blind
Cruising
Late at night she walks the scene alone Enticing predatory eyes Trying too hard to attract Streetwalker in war paint Short skirt, long jacket Too much l...
Winter in a Nutshell
You don’t have to shovel rain. I don’t ski.
Snowfall
arms wide and eyes closed she raises her face skyward frosty flakes delight
Whoops
Special ornament If only I had duct tape She would never know