Poetry

Mary Had a Disgruntled Lamb

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Mary had a disgruntled little lamb, Whose fleece was greasy and matted And everywhere that Mary went, It rudely belched and farted.

Captain Underpants

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She asked me two times What did you say your name was? Captain Underpants

Tanked!

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Bob cruises with stealth Guppies and mollies beware Ninja-fish, vanish!

F7U12, Winter!

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winter sucks snow and ice and slush will not end

Twenty-Three Years In

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It’s late at night and we lie in bed Lost in thought, alone in mind The heat of passion cooling soft Drifting darkly, we are blind

Cruising

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Late at night she walks the scene alone Enticing predatory eyes Trying too hard to attract Streetwalker in war paint Short skirt, long jacket Too much l...

Snowfall

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arms wide and eyes closed she raises her face skyward frosty flakes delight

Whoops

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Special ornament If only I had duct tape She would never know

Newly Freed

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thin glaze on puddles little girls giggle and stomp ice crunches under foot

The Last Ride

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Racing down the mountain side A winding highway in the rain More flight than pleasure ride Surely I was insane

Naughty Claus

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Black Ice Heart

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Her icy stare made me shiver Even if she made me quiver