I smelled the human long before I laid my seventeen eyes on him. All that fur and sweat! I greeted him as best as my translator-matrix would allow, but I think it came out in error. The Human opened his mouth and displayed an alarming amount of blunt teeth. This fact confused me in that he was clearly a herbivorous species, yet wore vestments of a conquering species. Perhaps further study is warranted.

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