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    Doug Langille

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    Clown Car

    less than 1 minute read

    Cuddles, you go first.
    No, you go first, Stinky
    That’s Twinky.
    Not when you had beans for lunch.
    I was hungry
    And this is a little car
    The crowd want a show.
    Oh, they’ll get one alright if you break wind again.
    I promise. Get in
    Fine. Oh, you bastard! You didn’t…

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    Tags: flash, humour

    Updated: June 27, 2014

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