“What seems to be the problem, Officer?”

“Do you know how fast you were going, sir?”

“Nu-uh. Speedometer’s been off.”

“I see. I’ll have to write you a ticket for that too.”

“Is there any way you can give me a break, Officer? It’s been a bad day.”

“I don’t know. What did you have in mind?”

“I’m sure we can think of something.”

“I’ll race you home, Fred.”

“You love this cop gig too much, sweetheart. See ya there. Bring the cuffs.”

“Always.”

Photo by Christina Welsh (Rin)