Xanarax
There once was an alien named Xanarax
Who wanted to play the tenor sax
But the human didn’t care
She wouldn’t even share.
So he ate her brain and saved the eyes for snacks.
Photo by marfis75
You may also enjoy
Barbecue
Okay, Nicholas.
Poor Kid
The Sheriff hauled Jimmy to the gallows to become acquainted with the hangman’s knot.
The Hand
My hand’s all numbers so what the heck?
Human Oddity
I smelled the human long before I laid my seventeen eyes on him.