Flash

The Joker

less than 1 minute read

“Two guys walk into a bar; the third one ducks.”

The Gators of Mars

2 minute read

So, who the fiddler’s flying fig decided Mars needed alligators?

Another Z in the Fourth Wall

3 minute read

Eddie’s fist connected with a satisfying crunch and Haley couldn’t keep from smiling. The zombie’s newly-detached lower jaw sailed through the air, flicking ...

A Quiet Ride

1 minute read

“I’d love to, babe, but my phone’s just about out of juice!”

The Way Home

3 minute read

Gwen barely could focus on the oncoming traffic as she headed for home. What a bitch of a day. All I want to do is rip off this bra and put on the give-up pjs.

Good Morning

2 minute read

Let’s get the moral of the story up front, shall we? Never try to hypnotize a gypsy. Never host a bachelor party the night before the nuptials. Oh, and never...

The Writer

less than 1 minute read

Doug leans back in his Lazyboy and stretches his arms over his head with laced fingers.

Fear

less than 1 minute read

I hear them, wriggling and squirming, first to my left, then my right, and then it filled my whole world with noise. The click-click-clicking of their little...

How to Get Ahead

less than 1 minute read

Water dripped from high above. Perseus gripped the hilt tightly and bounced lightly on the balls of his feet. He hated waiting. A growl. Finally. The sword w...

Kitchen Tools

less than 1 minute read

“But what if I hold it like this?” asked Eunice.