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Once Upon a Crayon

3 minute read

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful kingdom. It shone as a bright jewel among all the other kingdoms. Or at least it did— until a terrible darkness fell ...

Mary Had a Disgruntled Lamb

less than 1 minute read

Mary had a disgruntled little lamb, Whose fleece was greasy and matted And everywhere that Mary went, It rudely belched and farted.

A Gruff Patch

2 minute read

Bruno Gruff scratched his flea-bitten crotch and stared out the window. His brothers, Barney and Buford, bickered over the last patch of swamp grass. He snif...


less than 1 minute read

I hear them, wriggling and squirming, first to my left, then my right, and then it filled my whole world with noise. The click-click-clicking of their little...

How to Get Ahead

less than 1 minute read

Water dripped from high above. Perseus gripped the hilt tightly and bounced lightly on the balls of his feet. He hated waiting. A growl. Finally. The sword w...

Kitchen Tools

less than 1 minute read

“But what if I hold it like this?” asked Eunice.

Into the Void

2 minute read

Date: September 27, 1491 SCE (Second Current Era)

It’s All About the Cornbread

3 minute read

Ya see, us here wolves got a bad rap. We ain’t so bad. I tell ya, most of us would rather drop in to Joe’s Diner than trounce through the Woods looking for s...

Some Words About My Uncle Mort

1 minute read

The thing I’ll always remember about Uncle Mort, is his penchant for holding a conversation with anyone about anything. It didn’t matter your economic statio...


less than 1 minute read

Benny walked into my cubicle and his smile vanished. However, my own grin widened. This gag would play out perfectly. My papers were all laid out and askew t...