Beating the Heat
I took the cool can and placed it on my chest, letting the condensation drip between my breasts.
Wit
The Gymnast
The gymnast contorted backwards in artful retroflection, her ribbon efficient in its sparely motion, the structured rules of physics seemingly vandalized in ...
From the Window
Elvis had left the building.
Buckethead
Hop on the exam table, Mister Smith, and let’s take a look at the carnage, shall we?
Eddie Zovinovich
No one could pronounce my last name growing up.
Spider Man
“Oh, thank you, Spiderman!
Captain Underpants
She asked me two times
Bat Geriatrics
“Alfred!
At the Mall
So, yeah, it all started when Mikey dared me to put my tongue on the cold post outside the mall entrance.
Tanked!
Bob cruises with stealth
Mouse Caper
The way I figure it, Tiny, is that if we take that piece of bacon you pinched from the giant’s plate and toss drag it over to the fuzzy floor, the dog will s...
Judgement Dogs
“Pansy, did you see what that meathead did?