Scrambled
“I hate to bother you, but I have something important to ask,” said the new waitress, setting down my plate of scrambled eggs.
I gave some old stories a little love and polish. Find them here. They are my personal favourites.
“I hate to bother you, but I have something important to ask,” said the new waitress, setting down my plate of scrambled eggs.
There once was an alien named Xanarax
I smelled the human long before I laid my seventeen eyes on him.
Billy hated being an alien.
spinning flying orb
Billy: Ya rascally varmit, git back here!
Amen.
The Sheriff hauled Jimmy to the gallows to become acquainted with the hangman’s knot.
I opened my eyes and could not see.
Me and Little Tim race our horses hard trying to catch up to the train.
“Oh dear, oh dear!
You see, Sheriff.